We'll happily substitute a
quality certificate of your choice: boob, butt, chump, dolt, dupe, easy
mark, fall guy,
fool, gull, jamoke, mark, naif, patsy, pigeon, pushover, rube, sap, stooge, or "useful idiot."
Please open these doors; it may blind you! Door 1. Door 2.
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make
you commit injustices."
Voltaire  : (
"He that knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool -- shun him. He that knows not and knows that he knows not is simple -- teach him.
He that knows and knows not that he knows is asleep -- wake him. He that knows and knows that he knows is wise -- follow him." Anonymous
The Cadet Prayer
"...Encourage us in our endeavor to live above the common level of life.
Make us choose the harder right instead of the easier wrong,
And never to contend with a half truth when the whole can be won."
The "messenger" just "passing along"
a mixture of poison and beer is still passing along poison!
Think the FDA will let this "just a distributor" stay in business for long?
Think the uncaring, willfully ignorant host serving discerning guests a mixture of dinner and dung will be fondly remembered? : ) : ( : )
Question -- In a conversation between a wise man and a fool, who learns the most? : )
"The Sucker's Saying: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on...me?!"
"Here, take a lick (and a licking)!"
Born yesterday? Just fell off the
turnip truck? Do we have a
certificate for you!
Alternative facts courtesy of Faux News, Inc., Liars' Clubs International, and SHAME ASS (SHoot first AiM Eventually ASSociation)
For more fun, check out The Book of Boo!
widen your information sources (check out the “blind men’s” proverbial elephant
from different angles) and hold your wallets tight (except for deserving
charities, of course)! : )
"Credibility, credibility...a terrible thing to waste!"
"Character is what you are in the dark." – Dwight L. Moody
“You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” ― Abraham Lincoln (~ attributed)
“'A man who will steal for me will steal
from me.' Theodore Roosevelt, dismissing on the spot one of his best cowhands
who was about to claim for his boss an unmarked animal.” – David G.
Same may be said for lying and cheating...?
Emperor's New Clothes Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
My what big teeth you have, Grandma Pied Piper Big Hat
Three-card Monte Pyramid Scheme
Bait and Switch Dumb Money Stupid Is As Stupid Does Smoke and Mirrors
Bernie Madoff: Trust Me! Deal with the Devil: Sell your soul
Willful Ignorance: Head in Sand Snake Oil Salesman Bread and Circuses Frog in Pot (incremental heat brings no reaction)
As Sheep to the Slaughter Fool's Gold Wooden Nickel Pinocchio
Sold a bill of goods Wizard of Oz: Look behind single-channel magic/propaganda; get second opinions/perspectives Fox guarding henhouse
Incite Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt Hype! Look, watch the Red Herring! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Wild Goose Chase Lie with Statistics Mushroom Management
Excuses Fly by Night Take It With A Grain of Salt
"Repent, the end is near" ─ the 2% who
never get the word! Fool's Errand
Holding the Bag
For a thrilling experience, rent one of our "Blind-leading-blind" self-guided tours!!
Emperor's New Clothes, Wolf in Sheep's Clothing, Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma Wolf, Pied Piper, Three Card Monte, Pyramid Schemes, Tulipmania, Bait and Switch Sell Soul
Sucker Born Every Minute
Video of How They Make
6 Thousand Dum-Dum (real name!) Suckers Every Minute
How to Spot a Liar Know your history: Charles Ponzi Don't Be a Sucker (video) Baloney Detection Kit
Had your friends hammer your credibility? Now you can get your very own buttons, hats, and more. Just click on item. Mix and match!
Useful Idiot, Idiot ID, Idiot Identifier
Thanks! Not ours, but claim credit if yours!
Calling again about something we've promised?
Please hold your breath: your check is in the mail. In the meantime, here's another
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Need fancy words to call/impress your leader and/or
information source (if not a fellow dupe)? Check these out 4 4ee:
BS artist, cheat, charlatan, con artist, con man, confidence man, counterfeiter, deceiver, deluder, dissembler, dissimulator, distorter, double-dealer,
equivocator, fabler, fabricator, fabulist, false witness, falsifier, faker, fibber, flimflam man, fraud, grifter, happy-talker, hoaxer, hypocrite, imposter,
knave, liar, maligner, misleader, mountebank, quack, perjurer, pettifogger, phony, pretender, prevaricator, promoter, propagandist, quibbler, rip-off artist, sham, shyster,
spin-meister, sophist, storyteller, swindler, trickster, (phrases: dishonest and/or dumb; liar and/or loony).
Note: If your leader and/or information source somehow questions your praise, just tell them you were joking, being sarcastic, misquoted, or never said it.
Best if you randomly alternate these replies to avoid further problems!
NB: Scamming the Scammers?
4YI: If you’re not familiar with James Veitch, check these out:
Agony of Trying to Unsubscribe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dceyy0cX6J4
More Adventures (hilarious): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Uc-cztsJo
Terrible Roommate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5d8pVg3Qtg
Wrong Number (also hilarious): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beb8zCGMsbI
Others among many: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MAv5LuMfU
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